I’m going to a ‘dress smart’ party tonight. Fun.
I was going to wear my bowler hat and waistcoat with a t-shirt and a bow tie around my neck but my flatmate pointed out that I’d look like a stripper. Not gonna lie, I’m still considering it anyway.
(Source: openyoureyestofashion, via jackaby)
Okay guys, I’m back. Don’t get too excited.
Anonymous asked: Why haven't you been blogging? You're sorely missed :(
This is really nice of you, but don’t feel you have to be anonymous.
Thanks anyway, whoever you are.
Seriously, my mum won’t stop calling people hussies now. I might just google the definition and leave my laptop open somewhere near her.
(Source: theartofhospitality, via castration)
My mother just told me not to be a ‘hussy’ on a first date and I can’t tell if she was being serious or if she just doesn’t realise what a hussy actually is.
Oh writers block, how I have missed you.
